Thursday, October 20, 2005

Conversation with God

Tried to talk to God, ended up talking to a computer instead. Conversation with God See if you've got better luck than me connecting to Him.


Me:do you really exist?
God: For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:wow, this is the first time 'God' actually 'talked' to me physically...
God:I'm glad you're impressed. You don't say.
Me:what's your full name?
God:ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:does this mean you're only a computer and not GOD as you claim?
God:Indeed this mean I am only a computer and not GOD as me claim does.
Me: aiyah! you cheater..
God:What's your favorite movie? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I cheater.
Me:sure, spread it around that you're not god..
God:OK then I will keep it confidential. Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:no one lah, since you said you're keeping it confidential.

Is this the sound of a real piano being played?

this track is played from a software sampler called Acoustik Piano by Native Instruments.

Amazing how samples sound more and more like the real thing.

Monday, October 10, 2005

One of those tests...

read this from Shakespeareheroine and Sonic's blog.

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

no comments... really. I don't know if it's accurate. SOME are true...

How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.
How Are You In Love?

Falling hard part...OUCH!

You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romanceYou love to kiss under the stars or by the seaThe perfect kiss involves the perfect moodIt's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet
What Kind of Kisser Are You?


Whoa...

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorableEven a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's lifeBy giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?


Errr...

Saturday, October 01, 2005

hello beautiful...

It's a lazy Saturday afternooon, and thanks to David(Bulldog)'s comments on the new Mazda RX5, I'm now admiring this object of beauty both online, and on the roads.

Mazda RX5 miata Posted by Picasa

I've never been a car person (i don't know anything about torque, horsepower, 0-100 mph in XX secs, what-not..). But having been in Malaysia for more than a year now, and listening to most people talk about them, i think a little of the love for cars has rubbed off. Bear in mind, most people in Malaysia drive cars due to it's relatively cheap price: the cheapest new Perodua Kancil (very small car) can be purchased at RM25,000. Plus there's a small but active group of people who own exotic (read: antique) cars that cost a bomb, but hardly gets used, and also the active community of illegal car racers. Even our Warehouse Handlers own re-fitted Proton Wiras that look look like an Ah-Beng's car-dream come true.

Anyway, this whole blog is pretty pointless... Just admiring the beautiful Mazda Miata.