Conversation with God
Tried to talk to God, ended up talking to a computer instead. Conversation with God See if you've got better luck than me connecting to Him.
Me:do you really exist?
God: For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:wow, this is the first time 'God' actually 'talked' to me physically...
God:I'm glad you're impressed. You don't say.
Me:what's your full name?
God:ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:does this mean you're only a computer and not GOD as you claim?
God:Indeed this mean I am only a computer and not GOD as me claim does.
Me: aiyah! you cheater..
God:What's your favorite movie? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I cheater.
Me:sure, spread it around that you're not god..
God:OK then I will keep it confidential. Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:no one lah, since you said you're keeping it confidential.